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1 UNI receives $100 million donation for creation of new outdoor football stadium Fictitious donation will fund a fictitious outdoor football stadium; photo.
2 Student convinced UNI nameplate is a treasure map Nameplate contains cryptic information detailing the whereabouts of a priceless treasure, according to incoming student; photo.
3 UNI student calls off relationship with online radio station Cameron Bates gave up Pandora to return to his first true love Last.fm.
4 Black plagues UNI campus Plague caused by viewing Rebecca Black's music video, "Friday"; photo.
5 How are we spending our time? Pie chart showing that students only spend two per cent of their time studying. The majority of their time is spent on Facebook; photo.
6 It's the first of April Important facts about the fourth month of the year, April; photo.
7 Guy next door is violating quiet hours Late night television watching disturbs neighbor.
8 UNI search committee looking for new, completely inoffensive Commencement speaker Satirical view of the controversy caused by the announcement of First Lady Michelle Obama as the spring commencement speaker.
9 Student Body Emperor Anderson issues order to dissolve senate, eliminate senators Satirical look at the Northern Iowa Student Government. Policy changes are included; photo.
10 Freshmen getting younger Photo of college students reading to area elementary students; photo.
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11 I Spy at UNI Faculty, staff, and students are challenged to identify the mystery photo and its location; photo.
12 New game plan for spring commencement Michelle Obama, the First Lady of the United States, will give the Commencement address to the May 2011 UNI graduates and their families; photo.
13 UNI CARE now accepting nominations Sustainability Council will recognize faculty, staff, students, organizations, programs, and departments that demonstrate outstanding commitment to sustainability.
14 Nathanson discusses current debates on market capitalism Stephen Nathanson, a professor of philosophy at Northeastern University in Boston, gave two presentations. He talked about socialism and terrorism justification.
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15 Student who's too good for Campaniling injured by falling brick Student injured; blamed on not following superstitions.
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16 Pulitzer prize-winning author shares his work with UNI Ted Kooser, poet, read from his works. He was interviewed by Professor Jeremy Schraffenberger.
17 UNI Proud Drag Ball fills Maucker Union UNI Proud sponsored its third annual Drag Ball. The aim of the show was to promote safe sex and raise money for the Community AIDS Assistance Project; photo.
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18 Courtney Martin inspires students to save the world Author Courtney Martin shared her dream of changing the world.
19 Is there someone you LikeALIttle? This .com site is supposed to be positive, fun, comfortable, and a safe environment for students to anonymously flirt and chat.
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20 Pants: a dissertation A pants less society would have some advantages and several disadvantages. Just a fun thought; photo.
21 A music industry alternative An examination of the music industry and what drives the success of recording artists.
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22 Hutcheson continues to pitch Panthers to victory Jaye Hutcheson strives to be the best leader she can be. She hopes to help her team win the conference championship and play in the regional tournament; photo.
23 This is the season that never ends Preseason and post season games seem to be grueling in all professional sports; photo.